Kid Rocks The House

It’s a little past 2am and the party is still raging on the roof, with the bar passing out drinks, Kid Rock gets on the microphone and grabs a guitar. “Give me that f***ing guitar,” he says. “Let’s start this s**t.” His first song is one of the all-time country classics, I Want To F*** You More Time, which everyone begins to sing along to. He then begins to smoke a stogie given to him by Chelios as someone else hands him a vodka/tonic while he leans on the Stanley Cup trophy and sings, All Summer Long. Things turn a little ugly when he tries to play Sweet Home Alabama on an out of tune guitar. Frustrated, he throws it over the top of roof, which is three stories above the parking lot. Thankfully no one but the guitar was hurt in the incident. “That’s why I went to anger management twice,” Rock said as he grabbed a drink afterwards. “Oh well, f*** it, I’ll get him another one.”



This post was originally sent on Monday, August 25, 2008.